Never Eat Fried Chicken In A Bikini

Today is Bikini Day! After 2 children and a dorrito obsession i may pass on this rather flimsy national holiday,however tomorrow is fried chicken day.Much more exciting and an excuse is never needed for fried chicken.While contemplating how confusing the two could pose a possible health and safety problem and possible cleavage burns from a chicken leg we came across this lovely story....

         Knitted bikini keeps rescued battery chicken warm

Now this looks like a good layer – it’s one of the nicely knitted tops helping rescued battery hens survive freezing winter temperatures.
The birds, saved by RSPCA officers last month, had been so poorly treated their feathers had fallen out, leaving them at risk in the cold.
Staff at Raystede Animal Welfare ­Centre in Lewes, East Sussex, have been knitting clothing and volunteers have sent in jumpers.
Sanctuary worker Wendy Holford said: “I ­cannot get over the kindness of those people who have knitted jumpers for the girls.”

So never eat fried chicken in a bikini has a double meaning depending on who's wearing the bikini!Well and truly put off wearing my bikini and now off eating my chicken too...sooo cute

Lucy jackson
www.loobylous.co.uk